Photo, Courtesy of Victorian Wondaland...

still in a literary mood after the death of norman mailer. check out Charles Bukowski's tips on how to be a good writer.

He was another degenerate fellow full of mood swings and great writing. died in 1994...without further ado...

how to be a good writer
by Charles Bukowski

you've got to fuck a great many women
beautiful women
and write a few decent love poems.
and don't worry about age
and/or freshly-arrived talents.

just drink more beer
more and more beer

and attend the racetrack at least once a


and win
if possible

learning to win is hard -
any slob can be a good loser.

and don't forget your Brahms
and your Bach and your

don't overexercise.

sleep until moon.

avoid paying credit cards
or paying for anything on

remember that there isn't a piece of ass
in this world over $50
(in 1977).

and if you have the ability to love
love yourself first
but always be aware of the possibility of
total defeat
whether the reason for that defeat
seems right or wrong -

an early taste of death is not necessarily
a bad thing.

stay out of churches and bars and museums,
and like the spider be
patient -
time is everybody's cross,

all that dross.

stay with the beer.

beer is continuous blood.

a continuous lover.

get a large typewriter
and as the footsteps go up and down
outside your window

hit that thing
hit it hard

make it a heavyweight fight

make it the bull when he first charges in

and remember the old dogs
who fought so well:
Hemingway, Celine, Dostoevsky, Hamsun.

If you think they didn't go crazy
in tiny rooms
just like you're doing now

without women
without food
without hope

then you're not ready.

drink more beer.
there's time.
and if there's not
that's all right



At November 27, 2007 at 1:21 PM , Blogger Dot Techno Mania said...

and win
if possible

learning to win is hard -
any slob can be a good loser.

LOL @ that line. This is funny Chuck! Where do you be diggin up stuff like this?

At November 27, 2007 at 7:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you've got to fuck a great many women
beautiful women"

the trials and tribulations of a good writer...lol

Bubz - 1st Class


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