Wondaland Arts Society: Jane turns into Aquafina...

5.18.2008

Jane turns into Aquafina...

Thank you Moscow! Thank you Oleg and friends for bringing me, a girl from Kansas, to Russia! I love you all! My first time out of the country to perform... and you made it so worth it! Spicy Bull! I'll be back soon and next time, I promise not to splash too hard on you guys...

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At May 19, 2008 at 8:05 PM , Mitchell, a Martian said...: Uh, so yeah, You're crazy. I was scared for a minute there. Thought I was gonna have to do my Baywatch impression. Ol' David Hasselhoff body...
At May 20, 2008 at 11:56 PM , Unknown said...: Molodets, ne kazhdaya imeet khrabrost chtoby v Moskvu poletet! Esli chesto, ya predpochital "Old McDonald" iz s'emki na CNN. ;)

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We believe songs are spaceships. We believe music is the weapon of the future. We believe books are stars.
We believe there are only three forms of music: good music, bad music and funk.
We have created our own state, our own republic. There is grass here. Grass sprouts from toilet seats, bookshelves, ceilings and floors. Grass makes us feel good. In this state, there are no laws, there is only music. Funk rules the spirit. And punk rules the courtrooms and marketplace. Period.

In this state, there is no food. We eat books and season them with wine and cotton candy. When you want the news, you read a comic book.

There is also Love. Sex. Wisdom. Magic and Wonder. These things add up to something new and ancient that we call WISM. WISM makes us feel good. Who needs drugs when you've got WISM?

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We have built several cities. We are always looking for a new city to live in. We have recently moved from Atlantis to Metropolis, a city of our own design. It's the largest city in the world, but you can only see it by closing your eyes.

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