Wonda World Order

Have you heard it yet? They’re rumbling…and maybe in 1907 it was a low rumble, but in 2007 it’s a deafening holler. A gang of folk are stomping their feet, ringing a bell, jumping up and down, shaking things, shaking thinking up. They’re calling…and they’re all shouting about the same story that’s been written in the stars for eons. Researchers, Art Historians, Physical Biologists, Clinical Psychologists, Spiritual Explorers, Philosophers, Aerospace Engineers, Mythologists, Physicians, Futurists, Computer Scientists, Filmmakers, Fulbright Scholars…like I said, a gang of folk…are focused on the year 2012.

How could I be on the Earth for 30 years (stop laughing at my age Stanklin and Happy Birthday again, old man) and not know what the hoo ha is supposed to be going down in only 5 years? Why did I only hear about 1999 from Prince and Y2K from the government? Mitchow saw a special on the History Channel about 2012, but other than that mainstream media has been pretty hush hush…so I don’t know a lot but here’s what I do know…there are signs all over the place that life as we know it will change dramatically that year: The Mayan Calendar (the most accurate calendar created by humans) ends on December 21, 2012, effectively predicting the end of an era on Earth. Okay. Those that believe in hidden codes within the Bible, say that the Bible predicts a meteor will hit Earth. Similarly, Nostradamus predicts a slew of natural disasters will befall Earth that year due to a comet crashing into our planet. Ummm. The popular book the Orion Prophecy, which cracked several ancient star codes created 10,000 years ago, predicts Earth’s magnetic field will reverse in 2012. Oh Boy. But this is what got me…All these theories are based on the Maya and Egyptians. They are descendants of the legendary Atlantis, which is currently buried under the South-Pole. The Atlanteans supposedly had highly evolved astronomical knowledge and were able to exactly predict the previous world-wide flood in 9792 BC. Yo, the ATLiens are behind this!?! Now I’m listening.

So that’s where I’m at now…listening, reading, sharing ideas with others and generally looking into it a whole heck of a lot more. Check Wikipedia, even the band Genesis, even the band Incubus make references to 2012. Writers from William Burroughs to J.R.R. Tolkien made reference to it. TV shows I actually like, Futurama and the X Files have shows dedicated to the year 2012. There’s a negative view: some say there will be a great catastrophe and the human race will end. There’s a positive view: some say there will be a great shift in consciousness in the human race and a new world order will emerge…no more war, no more poverty. I’m going with the positive view. That’s what we do at Wondaland.

Should all this 2012 stuff prove to be true we’ll be ready at Wondaland. We already on the new world order ish. We created it for ourselves and we live, breathe, work and dream under a governance separate from what’s going down in Washington, D.C. (e.g the Imagination Proclomation). That’s why Janelle Monae’s music sounds like electricity and not like neo-soul. That’s why Deep Cotton is up to no good and not just causing trouble. That’s why Mitchowski is the Lord of the Cybersoul Patrol and not the Product Manager. That’s why Rico Low Low is the Lord Disassembler and not the manager. That’s why Kellis Oh No is the Lord of the VooDoo Children and not guitar god. It’s a Wonda World Order. And the major labels hear us coming. So 2012 may come and go, like any other year, but Wondaland will experience a seismic shift in thinking anyhoo. We doo doo everyday (see what Madonna’s deal with Live Nation and Radiohead giving away free music did to Lightning and Undo Function in a Tux last week…gnarly!). We ready for 2012 in our own way at Wondaland. Bring it. And yes, NostraLightning, you can borrow my book The Mystery of 2012: Predictions, Prophecies and Possibilities and one day I’ll return your Love CD.

Bam Bam


and for some reason (MERCURY'S IN RETROGRADE!!) blogger is having trouble uploading pics today so here's a link for the pic I would've had at the top...http://www.graphics.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album258/Dec2012jpg.sized.jpg


At October 17, 2007 at 2:08 PM , Blogger Dot Techno Mania said...

Mercury Retrograde. FUN... Time to tie up loose ends and not to start something new.
Right on about 2012. This transition is going to be hard for the majority of the human race... but those who are prepared shall lead the way. Great blog! Wondablog is the highlight of my day.

At October 17, 2007 at 6:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'ma have to read that, Bam Bam. Iiiiiii dunno…


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