Attention: All Points Bulletin
Be on the look out for subject: "Archer Farm Pineapple & Habanero Salsa". The subject goes by many aliases including: The Satisfier, Snack Mac, Taste Bud Krack, and Munchie Killer. The suspect is approximately 3 to 4 inches in height and weights precisely 9 ounces. This suspect is very allusive and highly addictive if taken orally or intravenously. Last seen holding four grown men and 1 woman at gun point...well taste point. Beware this subject will completely consume the right side of your brain. Do not attempt to apprehend the suspect. Your best course of action is to reply to this post with the where abouts of the suspect. The W.A.S. has more experience in handling these matters. Crimes include taste cell receptors abduction without a permit and olfactory overload without a license. There are also no known pictures of this suspect but he is readily identified by the tell tell signs of the host who samples the subject. The host will generally experience a euphoria overload and have conversation for hours about food. AGAIN THIS SUSPECT IS VERY ADDICTIVE.