Spaghetti

Spaghetti should never be made with Ragu and should always include Italian seasoning and oregano. If someone per chance tries to pass something off to you as spaghetti just because it has noodles and a ruddy sauce, do not be fooled. It may in fact be ketchup and noodles, which is not a dish but would be better described as a "project."
This won't get read, so I'm not apologizing or being sensitive.